Nov 7

Written by: UK Students
Saturday, November 07, 2009 8:55 PM 

HELLO: hiya; yo; hey; howdy; heya
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?: wuu2? (this is short for what you up to?)
HOW ARE YOU?: you okay?; you alrite?; y'alryte? u k?; hw're you?
YOU: u
WHY?: y
WHAT'S GOING ON? wagwarn?
GIVE IT TO ME: gimme; give it me; give it
LOL: laugh out loud
PSML: p*ssing myself laughing
LMAO: laughing my a** off (there is also LMFAO which means laughing my f***ing a** off)
ROFL: rolling on floor laughing (or rolling on the floor laughing)
I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET: i need to pee (or i need to go pee); i need to wee (or i need to go wee); i need a number 1 (just means to pee)
I NEED TO DO A SH*T: i need to poo (or i need to go poo); i need a number 2 (just means i need to poo)
WANK: masturbate (look it up in the dictionary, i don't want to be too rude!)
B*TCH: bizzatch; biatch
LOVE YOU: ly; luv you; luv u; lv u
BECAUSE: cause; cos; cus
BROTHER: bro; bruv
SISTER: sis
LITTLE: lil; lickle; ickle
SHUT THE F**K UP: stfu
WHAT?: wt?; wat?; wht?
SORRY: soz
HUSBAND: hubby
WAIT: w8
SOME: sum
LOOK: luk
FRIENDS: mates; maties
WANT: wnt; wnna; wanna
SCHOOL: skool
NIGHT: nite
WUBU2?: what you been up to? (or what have you been up to?)
TONIGHT: 2nite
BUT: bt
BOTTOM: bum
GREAT: gr8
WATCH: wtch
OUT: owt
SOUND: swnd; snd
THANK YOU: thanks; cheers; tnx; tanks; thnx
HANDSOME/PRETTY: hot; hawt; fit; sexy; shexy; sxc
MANY: meny
PEOPLE: ppl; peeps
YOU ARE: ur
WITH: wit
HAVE: av
GIRL: gurl; gurlie
CAN: cn
COOL: kwl; kl
OK: kk; k
MOST: mst
GAME: gme
MAKE: mke
BIRTHDAY: bday
NEXT: nxt
LATER: l8r
HOPE: hpe
ther u go my lovelies cya l8r thts all i cn b bovvered 2 do 2nite. understand it?? xD nxt up: BRITISH INSULTS!! XD

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